Wow, I need to sit down for this. What's that? You are offering 1/2 price doggy photo shoots in November and December?
Seriously... are you sure, Mom? Are you messing with me? That seems too good to be true! I need to make sure you are serious before I go telling all my doggy buddies. In fact, I don't believe you. I know you couldn't possibly be offering photo shoots at half price. If I am wrong, you can even give me a bubble bath! And you know how much I hate baths.